so i was round at my brother’s house and he asked his girlfriend to make him a bacon sandwich and she was like “do it yourself i’m not your wife” so he got down on one knee, pulled out a ring and proposed to her omfg
(Source: airbender)
i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”